Girls versus Women

I copied this from a friend's MySpace bulletin:

Women vs. Girls

Girls want to control the man in their life.
Women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls yell at you for not calling them.
Women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone.
Women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys.
Women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home.
Women make you want to come home.

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).
Women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes out with her own friends

Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Women know that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Women know that sometimes the one's you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends.

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